Ooh that humbug hair
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
E.T., what about E.T.?
That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.
i go through periods of
“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me”
“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser”
“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!”
“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”
All before 9am